December 2009
26 posts
Cross Off the Things You've Done in Your Life
Graduated High School. Kissed someone. Smoked cigarettes. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Collected something really stupid. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time with out sleep. Lied to someone. Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Taken a college level course....
Getting married isn't about finding someone you...
(via missmaes)
“Politicians are like diapers they should be changed as often and for the same...”
– Robin Williams on the movie Man of the year!
“It’s more than a lube it’s love in a tube”
– Luvrub commercial
“The road to a friend’s home is never long”
– Danish Proverb
People who work with the general public in Puerto...
Sooo my “firend” comes home today to ask me how do you say churrasco in english? I say skirt steak she then explains to me that a coworker of her boyfriend instead of saying skirt stake he said churrasquein because when he asked another coworker that is what the other coworker said on purpose! The problem is that the guy said it to an american tourist!!!!! Poor guy when he said it...
AAAA analfabestialismo en accion!!!!
"friend": Paola como se dice hot dog en ingles?
Me: Loca tu estas escuchando lo que me estas preguntando?
"friend": Si loca como se dice hot dog en ingles? a person no es como se dice es como se escribe? Se escribe joldo?
Me: NOOOO locaaaa se escribe HOT DOG!!!!!!
"friend": aaa ok es que mi novio y yo estabamos peleando por eso!
Vieques! No u idiot its caja de muertos!
We are on our way to Ponce we are in Salinas this is the south of Puerto Rico! We are looking to our left and see the sea and a little tiny island. My Ex asks my "friend"/his girlfriend:
Ex-boyfriend: Que isla es esa?(this was directed to my "friend")
"Friend": Ummm VIEQUES!!!!!!!
Mom and Me: WHAT?!?!?!? Vieques es en el este! Nosotros estamos en el SUR!!!!!!!
my "friend": Paola si una ATH se moja sigue funcionando?
Me: Si loca si una ATH se moja sigue funcionando solo secala y funciona de lo mas bien!
YEY christmas presents!!! O WAIT O HELL NOOO!!!!
Soo starting my blog i shall write of a very damaging thing that happened to me on Christmas day! Sooo on Christmas day i wake up like at 10:30 11:00 am thanks to my adorable Dog LALA! I go to the kitchen to give my dog her morning pill soo i tried to but she didn’t want it!!! so in the middle of fighting with my dog i hear screams from my house mate’s room! (OK here ill do a...
